Lost: Webster’s Dictionary - Heavily Used

iagosrevenge:

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If you look at the dictionary for the word “Friend” you’ll find: 

Friend  (noun): A person whom one knows, likes, and trusts. 

Or that’s what I used to believe. 

But my book has seemed to gone missing of late

and the definition is twisted

like the sheets of my bed

showing how well we know each other(’s body)

because we know how much we like each other(’s body)

and we trust each to tell no body. 

Monday Apr 21 @ 06:23pm
So I got a dog, her name is Nellie, and I dressed her up for Easter. 
ISN’T SHE BEAUTIFUL???

So I got a dog, her name is Nellie, and I dressed her up for Easter.

ISN’T SHE BEAUTIFUL???

Monday Apr 21 @ 06:18pm

Tuesday May 28 @ 10:54am

Tuesday May 28 @ 08:43am

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Tuesday May 28 @ 06:33am
notmybaconyoubitch:

narcolassie:

cloudcuckoolander527:

strawberrypatty:

seriouslyamerica:

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.



The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits. 

No wonder Voldemort made sure at least one of them died.

Get out

notmybaconyoubitch:

narcolassie:

cloudcuckoolander527:

strawberrypatty:

seriouslyamerica:

Casual holiday reminder that the Weasley twins once bewitched snowballs to repeatedly hit Voldemort in the face.

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The Weasley twins are some hardcore little shits. 

No wonder Voldemort made sure at least one of them died.

Get out

Tuesday May 28 @ 04:22am
Tuesday May 28 @ 02:11am

insolacion:

Lee White

Monday May 27 @ 09:49pm
All Eleven Doctors Morphed Into One

fujiidom:

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Monday May 27 @ 08:29pm

sharnacious:

When I first got to Seattle, I took a walk around my new neighbourhood, Greenlake, to get to know the place. And by that I mean I went and found the nearest fro-yo shop. As I was rounding the corner back to my house I saw the most glorious thing sitting on the sidewalk: that cat, right there. That glorious, weird-faced cat He came right up to me and we had a cuddle and I made sure to take a picture. Mostly because how can you verbally describe that face, am I right? 

I went inside and was all, “So, Lauren, there’s this weird looking cat.” And she’s all, “The white shaved one with the face?” And I was all, “YEAH!” That’s how that conversation went. She told me that he hangs around the neighbourhood and is super friendly

After that, every time I left the house or came home, I was hoping to run into the cat again. When I went out the other day for a walk (read: to get fro-yo), he was across the street chillin’. Maybe a little bit of illin’. (I have no idea what that means.) But this time he had a name tag.

AND IT SAID “MISTER FACE”.

Holy shit. That may be the most perfect name for that cat. I can’t even… Ugh, too good

Anyway, I think Mister Face should be famous on the Internet. He’s obviously way more fantastic than all those other Internet cats (sorry beloved Grumpy Cat and Lil Bub, but it’s true). The only problem is that I’m afraid of Reddit. And everyone knows Reddit is how cats become famous

So somebody who is not afraid of Reddit should post some pictures of Mister Face so he can become famous. Then when people are all, “Excuse me, ma’am, could you hold the elevator for me?” I can be all, “Um, I discovered Mister Face. What have you done?” as the door closes in their face

Saturday May 25 @ 08:44am
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